September 20, 2010

Jake: "Mr. K, why are you so loud in the hallways?"
Me: "Well, I love my job, buddy."
Jake: "Well, I'd love being a student better if my ears weren't bleeding."
Me: "...umm...yes."

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8th Grade Student: "Mr. K?"
Me: "Yo."
8th Grade Student: "I have...this, uh, friend...who...uh...well he's having trouble with another student."
Me: "What's going on? How can I help?"
8th Grade Student: "Well, my friend, he doesn't know how to handle the situation."
Me: "Yea, what's the situation?"
8th Grade Student: "He's getting picked on...by a fifth grader..."